brit_columbia (brit_columbia) wrote,

Everyone's sex life in 2012

Okay, I had to steal this idea from bronze_ribbons.

Pick up the book nearest to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence there describes your sex life in 2012.

The first time I tried this, my sentence was

"Serving British Columbia, including Vancouver Island & the Gulf Islands."

which is funny enough, although it occurs to me that my alleged sex life in 2012 sounds more than a little exhausting and might not leave me much time for anything else.

But then after chuckling over this for a couple of hours, I tried it again with a different book, and I got THIS quite long sentence, which does rather seem to support the general theme:

"This one had the same thing Nora had, such a total awareness of herself as a woman, such a directed pride in being a desirable woman, that every small fastidiousness was almost ritualistic, from a stone-clean scalp to glossy pedicure, all so scented and cared for that, as is the case with the more celebrated beauties, the grooming itself forms a small barrier against boldness, against unwelcome intrusion."

Oh my. I think I'd better go get a pedicure and try to come up with ways to break this news gently to my husband.

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