Respond to this post and I shall:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Associate you with a character/pairing.
6. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7. Tell you my favourite userpic of yours.
8. Tell you that you must post this in your own journal.
Yeah, sorry, you gotta. That's the deal. That means you kind of have to be an LJ friend, or at least, we must have had something one could call an exchange. If you and I have never commented on each other's journals, it's not going to work for obvious reasons.
However, I am willing to make exceptions on #8 for anonymous posters who have commented regularly (as in at least three times in the entire 6-year history I've been posting), and who have given me a name or some other type of moniker so I know who they are.
People who respond will get a PM from me letting them know approximately when they can expect my response. It's probably going to take me a couple of weeks at this point (Sept 30th, evening) because my friend is arriving from Japan tomorrow and my non-working hours are going to be quite busy for the next two weeks! But I truly will get back to everyone eventually!
UPDATE: This meme is now closed. Thanks to those who came to play! If there's anyone who missed it and regrets it, don't worry, there will be others.