I couldn't sleep at all last night, despite not having had anything interesting to eat or drink all day yesterday.
I really, really want chocolate, but all my favorite foods are off the table for the next two weeks. However, I do have a box of Belgian chocolates that I bought on my business trip last week that I am hanging onto as a kind of reward for when the detox is done. Oh, go ahead and laugh. I know what you're thinking. But come on, you guys ought to know me by now. No mere two-week detox program will ever magically cure me of my chocolate addiction-- and nor should it! What I'm hoping for is that when the detox is over, I'll have regained a measure of self-control, and instead of devouring the whole box of chocolates in a single sitting, I'll be able to make it last three. Or two. Certainly not four.
Thank you for listening to me whine. I'll probably start feeling really good in a couple of days. The first three days are always hard.
Edit: Aaaand... my shoes hurt! They're incredibly cute, though. I guess I can't blame that on the detox.