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I'm so pissed off at myself. Two nights ago at approximately 3 a.m., I thought it would be a good idea to post chapter three to my live journal and then chapter two to AFF but in the middle of the proceedings I was overcome by incredible sleepiness, the kind that makes one stupid. So what did I do? I posted chapter three to AFF when chapter two had not yet put in an appearance there. And then could I delete the chapter? Not a chance. It wouldn't work and I was too sleepy to think straight. So I was forced to delete the entire story and reload chapters one and two. I lost about 140 hits and two very nice reviews. This is not the first time I have made computer-oriented mistakes in the wee hours. From now on, I'm not going to do anything serious on the computer when I'm in a passing-out exhausted state.

Yaoicon is constantly in the back of my mind nowadays. I'm not looking forward to going through airport security. Is it true that I can't take bottled water on the plane and that they're going to confiscate my mascara? Jeez, wait until I'm coming back with bags full of books depicting perverted and possibly illegal acts. I hope Canada customs won't have extra staff on that day watching out for giddy-looking women returning from Yaoicon.

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Surely not, Mrs. Swordy! The batteries would set off the metal detector, and then I'd be in for it.

You and Blue are VERY bad girls!

You know, I'm at work right now, and every instinct I possess is telling me not to open that link...

You can also bring personal lubricant, but not hand sanitizer.

??

I guess that's there subtle way of saying if you're going to jack off while flying, please do it in the lavoratory.

But where's the fun in that??


Re: Just So You Know...

You know, I'm just totally puzzled by this whole personal lubricant thing. Does it perhaps have other more innocuous uses that I have never considered? I mean, WHY would anyone need to bring that on a plane in their carry-on bag?

That was absolutely hilarious! I'm way WAY too much of a chicken to ever attempt anything even remotely like that. In fact, I'd be scared to even hide one in my checked luggage in case they found it at a checkpoint and waved it around.

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