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Never Tell
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Yes, unfortunately, I'm still behind on my next chapter of Heat Wave, although progress is being made.  But here's a hot lemon drink to tide y'all over until my next post.

Never Tell

by Brit Columbia

Fandom: Fake
Pairing: Dee/Ryo/Berkely (gasp!)
Rating: Um, like 'X', naturally.
Timing:  Set a week or so after 'Look At Me' took place, circa Volume 6.
Spoilers: To Volume 6.
Type: One-shot
Summary:  Ryo has a wild wet dream
Helpfully beta-ed by ladyfeather, moontatoo, and  mtemplar
Disclaimer:  I do not own any of these characters.  They are the creation of Sanami Matoh.
Author's Notes:  Please read and review!  If you hate Commissioner Rose, however, it's best if you give this one a miss.
Dedicated to the faithful  jdr1184 because she totally understands about Berkley!  And also, she makes cool Fake macros with which to bribe me.

 Never Tell

With a hoarse cry, Ryo awoke in a welter of tangled sheets, not knowing for a moment or two where he was. He lay there, his eyes darting around at the familiar walls of his bedroom, his ears listening for any sounds to indicate that he might not be alone. But he was in his bedroom and he really was alone. It had been a dream, then. Or perhaps he should call it a nightmare.

The dream still clung to him, its gossamer shreds continuing to whisper through his consciousness with the tenaciousness often shown by particularly vivid or disturbing dreams. It was like an alternate reality that had cunningly managed to entwine itself with the real world in such a way as to cast doubt on everything that he believed to be truth, fact, and certainty. It was fading, yes, but slowly, sending up little flares of defiance as it went.

Ryo tried to chase the images out of his head, but they refused to go. The dream had been sexual in nature. He had actually been engaging in carnal acts with two men: his best friend and partner at work, Dee Laytner, and, of all people, Commissioner Berkley Rose. Ryo had found himself on his knees between them in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by shadows. Dee was kneeling behind him, his vital, hard body pressed up close against Ryo's back and buttocks, whispering in his ear. He could feel his younger partner's hands roaming slowly, yet urgently over his torso.

"Open your eyes, Ryo," Dee's voice had murmured against his neck, before sensually nibbling on his ear.

But my eyes are open, Ryo recalled thinking. He was struggling against a rising tide of unnatural desire, while making an effort not to give into panic. He wondered why Dee wasn't upset about the presence of the Commissioner, and tried to ask his partner what the hell he was doing, but although his lips were moving, no sound came out. He made another attempt, but it did not seem to be in his power to speak.

All along, he had been uncomfortably aware of the Commissioner, although he had been trying not to look at him. The other man was lying on his back, his long, lightly furred golden body stretched out in full view directly in front of Ryo. His face was not visible because his head was between Ryo's spread thighs. The wet heat of his mouth was on Ryo's testicles, sucking and licking first one then the other, and while he did that, his hand was jerking Ryo's penis, which for reasons the younger man couldn't understand, was fully erect. He felt caught between the two men, unable to move either forward or back, unable to forget the pleasure he was being given long enough to even try to escape.

Behind him, Dee was kissing his neck and whispering, "I won't hurt you, Ryo. I'll never hurt you. Open up for me, baby. Let me show you what it's like..." And Ryo had felt something large and hot bumping up against his defenseless rear entrance, pressing insistently against him. He was terrified that it was going to hurt like hell, but as he still seemed to be irredeemably mute, he couldn't tell Dee to stop. Meanwhile the rhythmic movements of the Commissioner's hand and mouth were taking him closer and closer to climax.

How can this be happening to me? he thought wildly. What the hell am I doing? At what point did I consent to this?

He noticed that the Commissioner's free hand was pulling on his own erection. God, it was huge. He wondered if Rose would be wanting to put that enormous thing inside him after Dee was done with him. Would he be expected to suck it too? He didn't want to suck it! He didn't know how. He felt it was going to happen anyway, whether he wanted it to or not, and found himself wondering what it would taste like. Would it choke him? Would it fill his mouth with...male liquid?

With these images and feelings burning in his body and mind, he came gradually to the awareness that although he was now awake and the dream had been over for several long minutes, his penis was still hard. Moreover, his hand was wrapped around it and had not, in fact, stopped moving since he had woken up. He knew he should be asking himself what the hell was wrong with him for having had such a... a nightmare, but the distracting sensations of pleasure he was awash in prevented him from organizing any truly coherent thoughts of guilt, fear or worry right at that moment. Instead, he continued the movement of his right hand on his shaft, and began caressing himself with his left, while the sensations of the dream continued to play out in his mind. He ran his hand over the ridges of muscle on his stomach, and up across the pectoral muscles of his chest, tracing the path that Dee's hands had taken. Without slowing the rhythmic jacking of his penis, he slid his left hand down to cup and caress his balls, remembering the now-fading feel of the Commissioner's tongue on them. He began panting as he took himself irrevocably closer to the brink of orgasm, accompanied by the imagery of the dream. He could still feel Dee's strong body behind him, and the Commissioner's hand on his cock. His own hand now found and boldly caressed his perineum for the first time in years, and as he did so, he imagined Dee penetrating him, while at the same time, the Commissioner reached up with his muscular arms and pulled his head down onto his enormous manhood...Ryo's mind brought him the taste, the pain, the pleasure, the completion...

With a strangled cry, he erupted into his own hand and pulsed all over with the most electric orgasm he had had in years.

Afterwards, he lay in bed, his head pounding and his hands pressed to his eyes, thankful as hell that Bikky was staying over at a friend's house and that Dee hadn't actually been sleeping beside him at that particular time. As long as he kept his mouth shut about this, no one would ever know. Especially not those two, Dee and Rose. He would die if they ever found out. He would have to move to another state, perhaps even emigrate to Canada. But they would never find out because he would never tell. And he would try very hard never to have another dream like this again.

He looked around the gloomy darkness of his bedroom, suddenly unable to stand his own company. First, a shower. Then work. Yes, definitely work. What time was it anyway? Four AM? So he'd be a little early. He needed to do something to take his mind off his crazy and disturbing dream. He couldn't begin to guess what it all meant.

The sooner he was able to push it all out of his mind, the better.


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Yes, he enjoys it, but is terrified, too! His subconscious mind is exploring the scary idea of sex with men. These are the two that are overtly pursuing him, and as you said, they're similar types and he obviously likes pushy, outrageous seme types.

Thanks for commenting, and for being willing to give Berk a chance.

Dee and Berkley - yummy - two men that both want Ryo - so I am sure they enjoyed themself.

Had this happened in real life, Ryo would have been so traumatized and confused after! (Not to mention sore) Even just having a dream about it was nerve-racking enough.

But of course it would never have happened in real life, because Dee would have been too busy punching out Berkley to seize his chance with Ryo.

Thanks for reading. I'm keeping my fingers crossed about Kizuna!

You already know I love this and the additions you’ve made make it all the better. I love the idea of Ryo being freaked, but unable to say no to what his body wants. Dee being the one to comfort and reassure Ryo is important, because while Ryo is attracted to Rose, he doesn’t trust him (rightly so, he’s a bad, bad boy) like he does Dee. What either Dee or Rose would give to be able to see Ryo in such a state, touching and pleasuring himself in new ways while thinking of them. Yummy! Thanks so much for this delightful treat.

Oh, Ryo's body really, really wants hot male action, but he's so horrified at the very thought that he can't say yes to it unless he's in a dream where things are just happening to him and he has no voice with which to say no.

Rose is such a sexy-bad seme. But I love that about him, naturally.

Thanks for reading at again. Your suggestions were awesome!

Yum! Tasty! I loved it but poor Ryo...I can see his therapy bills now! Although I have to say I don't know why so many ppl hate my Berkie-poo. He's just the type of man who knows what he wants and goes straight for it. Can't kill him for that (well, not legally but under the table you can...).

Why would anyone want to kill him under the table when they could give him a blowjob there instead? Well, maybe one of his discarded and fiercely disgruntled lovers...

Thanks for reading! I don't think Ryo would even want to talk to a therapist about that dream - too incriminating!

Mmm, Ryo and Dee and Berkley makes three.../drool. What a very nice wet dream that was!

Thank you. I wish I could have dreams like that. Lucky Ryo! The silly man didn't appreciate it.


Berkley if you only knew what Ryo was up to.

I love me some Berkley, he such a badass a hot badass. Dee and Berkley. Ryo is a freak on the downlow he knows, but is too afraid to admit it.

The subconscious always knows the truth and the truth is RYO IS A FREAK

Whoa. I don't think I'd EVER seen this before! Yea for discovery! I love how Ryo's so confused, but can't seem to stop himself.

"At what point did I consent to this?"


He just can't help himself.


P.S. I love saying Neengy too! When I was asked why Neengy-Dot was my screen name I just looked at them and said: "Because it's bouncy!" And then I smiled and skipped away. :D

Whoo-hoo! There are all kinds of little goodies and gems hidden on my LJ. Glad you like it. 'At what point did I consent to this?' is what I think when I find myself in a really stupid or appalling situation at the start of a dream, like when I'm driving up a steeper and steeper hill that is starting to get almost vertical, or I'm walking around in public with no pants or shoes on. 'At what point did I decide to walk out of the house in my socks and underwear?'

Yep, Neengy is just about the bounciest name I can think of, apart from, perhaps 'Boingy'!


I think this was the first one of yours I ever read, and also pretty nasty! I would love to see more BerkleyXRyo stuff that seems feasible, even if it's just fantasy or what have you.

Oh, I have stuff! Just never published it yet. Well, so far.

Really, this was the first one?

I think it was one of the first ones that I read a long time ago before I got into your more epic stuff. This one and what was it...There was look at me and another one I can't remember.

If you have other stuff of this pairing and you published it I would die of happiness. Think about it ;D

Okay, Kate, just for you, here's the first few lines of Restraint. I haven't published it yet because it's not finished and if I publish the first two chapters, it will be yet another incomplete story that I am honor-bound to finish. Currently I have Justice and Driven unfinished, so I'm not about to introduce a third until I have cleared my plate somewhat.


by Brit Columbia

Fandom: Fake
Pairing: Berkely/Ryo
Rating: Not worksafe, but not X-rated. Yet.
Disclaimer: Fake and the characters in it are the creation of Sanami Matoh. I did not receive any form of payment for writing this.
Author's notes: Berkley is being a very bad boy. Please review.


Berkeley Rose buckled the second padded wrist restraint into place, and looked down at his now helpless victim with a raptorial gleam.

"You're not going anywhere, Ryo, so you might as well enjoy it."

The young man in the bed tugged helplessly at his metal and faux-fur bonds, yet glared up at him with defiance. "Commissioner, sir, let me go immediately! I did not agree to this. If fact, I told you 'no', quite clearly, a number of times."

"Yet in spite of that..." the Commissioner murmured, sliding a large confident hand over the quivering naked chest beneath him. Down he slid it, down to the waistband of the other man's dress pants, where he stopped short to savor the exquisite tautness of the hard, flat belly trembling beneath him. "In spite of your many and varied protests, here you are. In my bed." He bent to press his lips against flat pectoral muscles, licking the salt from velvet skin.

Sorry for being such a tease! But at least I know that wasn't enough to cause you to actually DIE from happiness, so I'm confident that you're still alive somewhere in Kansas!

You are a gift from god! I can't wait to see the rest! Take your time though, Justice is more important!

So...On a completely different, totally random subject...I know you're kind of into astrology, I don't know to what extent, but I'm REALLY into astrology (cancer here!) and I was reading the comments on one of your stories, I forget which, where you mentioned Dee and Ryo's birthdays. I had never seen/noticed their birthdays listed in the series and I am now very disturbed to find that Dee is a libra and Ryo is a sagittarius. (I think he was a sagittarius at least) I saw you said you had always pictured Dee as an Aries which makes more sense than a libra by far, but I have always pictured him as a leo myself. My question to you is, how much significance do you actually place in those dates? Do you think Sanami Matoh randomly picked them to some extent, or do you really think there was a lot of thought put into them? It's really bothering me! And Ryo I'm not really sure what I imagined him to be, but sagittarius was no where near what I imagined him to be. I was thinking something Virgo/libraish. Libra and sagittarius are just so OPPOSITE of what I imagined them in my mind and it is bothering me. Libras to me are just flighty, incdecisive, diplomatic and vain to me, not Dee AT ALL. D:< any input, FAKE master?

Their Sun signs bother me, too. I think Dee would be a perfect Aries. And Ryo? Yes, totally a Virgo. But the thing about Astrology 9is that there are so many more planets in a person's chart than just the sun. A person may have his sun in Libra, but three other planets in Aries, for example.

Dee may not be flighty, indecisive, or diplomatic, but he certainly is vain!

This is quite lovely <3 have you been thinking about doing more Dee/Ryo/Berkeley threesome fanfics?

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. To be honest, I don't know how I could ever do a Dee/Ryo/Berk threesome fanfic unless it was AU or in a dream, like this one was. Ryo is sort of deep-down darkly attracted to Berk, but Dee and Berk are too competitive. Dee has already said in one of my stories (I forget which)that he draws the line at threesomes with Ryo because he doesn't want to share.

Anyway, I suppose Berkeley might have such a fantasy! I'll think about it.

That is true. I have always wondered what Ryo's feelings for Berkie was, Sincd he is just like Dee. I do believe at one point Ryo was sexually attracted to him, but was too afraid to even acknowledge it. Your views?

Oh, Ryo has been attracted to Berk ever since England when he first laid eyes on him. He even tried talking about him to Dee on the balcony and Dee got instantly jealous because he picked up on Ryo's interest. But later, Ryo didn't like Berk's manipulativeness and he coldly told Berk that police work was not a game.

That time Berk tried to kiss Ryo behind closed doors in his office, but Dee arrived in the nick of time and inserted a file between their faces-- I totally believe that Ryo would have responded to that kiss if not for the interruption. I always thought the reason he punched Berk for kissing him on the street was because Berk did it on the street and Ryo, in those early days, was having enough trouble admitting even in the privacy of his own head that he found men kind of fascinating, but to be kissed in a 'claiming', passionate kind of way by another man in an extremely public setting was too much for him.

Stupid, shortsighted Berkeley, I say.

If Berk had (a) NOT been Ryo's boss and (b) made more of an effort to woo Ryo, instead of acting like Ryo was his property to harass, embarrass, and physically handle in public, I think Ryo would have been more interested. But Berk lost Ryo's trust early on.

Of course he wouldn't have succeeded anyway, because although he was attracted to Ryo, all he wanted to do was add him to his ongoing list of conquests, whereas, Dee wanted love and commitment (along with buckets of sex). Love and commitment was what Ryo wanted, too, instead of merely to be someone's plaything for a while and then get tossed aside.

Ryo likes those aggressive seme types, though. If Leo hadn't killed his parents, Ryo may have had a flicker of interest for him, too.

That's defiantly true. It also made me wonder how things would've played out if Berkeley had actually tried to woo him. It defiantly would have made the love triangle very interesting and a bigger part in the series.

In my opinion, I do believe the number one reason Ryo would have any feelings for Berkeley was because he was much like Dee; aggressive, dominant, and also brave. You can very much tell he is into that type of person just on Dee alone.

Your theory on the Berkeley/Ryo kiss on volume 3 is very true, in my opinion. Like let's say for some reason they were at one another's house or some private area, Ryo wouldn't have punched him. He probably would have kissed back most likely; he wasn't with Dee yet do it wouldn't be considered cheating. It would be him just figuring out his feelings.

I could also see the two of them becoming something early on in the series, if Berkeley didn't show that he could be manipulative. It's a definent possibility.

(By the way thank you so much for this debate :D inevakashs admired your stories, have been since 2009 actually.)

It would be him just figuring out his feelings. Yes, exactly! Ryo had already been kissed by Dee and had experienced a major reaction. At that point, he wasn't sure if that was because he was gay and would react that way to being kissed by any attractive man, or whether it was only Dee who caused him to feel that way. If it was only Dee, Ryo could go on telling himself that he wasn't truly gay and that his reaction to Dee was just some kind of anomaly.

I think it was in the same book-- Volume 3-- that Ryo asked Dee for a kiss at the end of the adventure so that he could compare. I think he ascertained for himself that he didn't like Berk's kiss, but he really liked Dee's, and then he decided that meant he probably wasn't gay, which fueled his continued resistance to Dee. Poor Dee! If Ryo had liked Berk's kiss, he might have admitted that he was gay (or at least bi) a lot sooner.

I really wish Berkeley had behaved better early on, because I would have enjoyed the hell out of a bigger love triangle. But it seemed as though Berk gave up and started behaving himself about halfway through the series.

Thank YOU for the debate! I'm always thrilled to discuss FAKE. I wish more people wanted to. And thanks for letting me know you admire my stories. Now I'm feeling like I ought to go and work on Justice.

I've always secretly wished Berkeley didn't give up so soon, but its actually something we learn about his character. We see that yes he pushed to be with Ryo, but he did stop pretty much after the while punching scene. So he didn't try pushing Ryo into sex, he didn't rape him, yet people still hate him.

I don't get that at all. He's actually a really good guy! He may push to get what he wants, but he knows that no meant no for Ryo and stopped. I don't get why people make him out to be an evil master mind. If you kinda think about it, he was actually a little more kinder towards Ryo's feelings than Dee was. (But Dee probably already knew Ryo liked him so that's why he kept pushing).

I don't know...I just feel Berkeley gets way too bad of a rep. I think he deserves more happiness in the series with someone and big wait for so long with Diana, since that was all the way in Like Like Love. (I've always been a secret shipper of Berkeley/Ryo, even thighs I'm obsessed with Dee/Ryo, so it's nice seeing some stories with Berkie and Ryo being together, even if its only a fantasy.)

I love debating with you! I'm actually at the beginning of May. I wanted to read all of your one-shots actually ^.^ also another random thing, if you have a Tumblr I actually have a Ryo RP blog on there if you ever want to randomly see it x3 (a lot of it is ooc at the moment since there are not that many FAKE RPers on there).

You're right. Berk is really not that bad. It's possible that people sometimes get fics they've read mixed up with canon. Berk was quite a creepy sexual harasser at the workplace, though. I'm remembering that staff meeting they had where Ted asked for their cars to be Porsches, Berk was smarmily nice to Ryo and it was really obvious that he was hitting on him. I think that was the scene where he said "Why don't we go have a nice, penetrating, man-to-man conversation about it in my office?"

But it's true he never raped Ryo or kidnapped him, or even tried to so much as kiss him again. It had probably been quite wounding to his self-esteem when Ryo socked him one.

I wish there had been more Berk in the series. Hell, I wish there had been more everyone in the series! It was nowhere near long enough.

I'm obsessed wtih Dee/Ryo too, but I am secretly titillated by the thought of Berkeley/Ryo. Well, maybe not so secretly!

I've never been able to figure out Tumblr. It seems to be impossible to register for an account. I've tried on multiple occasions and I'm obviously not doing something right. I can't even find the starting gate to get into it. I fill in my info and it automatically erases. This is why Ive been avoiding Tumblr. But if you could show me a link that would work, I would be willing to try again.

I didn't know there were ANY active Fake RP-ers around!

That is so true! The characters, besides the main-main ones, get any time at all! I wish FAKE was a lot longer, or they at least make an anime or movie or something out of it.

I am currently on my iPod, so I can't send a link Dx but the account is ryo-maclean and please do check it out x3

We currently have a Berkeley, Dee, and a JJ RP accounts on there~. (The JJ one isn't used at the moment because the mun, Cat, is currently rereading the series to make her JJ good).

Tumblr can be strange, but fun once everything is working xD